Now I’m just a city girl born and bred, and for some stupid reason I get nervous when my shoes (and the rest of me) leave Manhattan. I dunno, maybe it’s that famous Steinberg Cartoon image stuck in my head. The one that’s a quasi map that shows everything outside of New York is just a bunch of blocks with Kansas sitting check and jowl by Moscow. Anyway, I took the plunge and headed off to Hoboken, New Jersey for a pedicure.

I had heard fantabulous things about As U Wish, an intimate nail salon that has the most incredible treatments, so I had to go, even if I was being silly about leaving “Tara.”

Let’s just say that I was being idiotic. I picked up the PATH train at 33rd Street and in 15 minutes was in Hoboken. That’s much faster than say going to SOHO from my house in the Upper West Side.

The salon is owned by Skyy Hadley. She put herself through college doing nails for friends and it wasn’t until she was halfway through her Marketing degree at UMKC, that she realized that she wanted to do nails. It gave her joy, it was fun, and she got a tremendous sense of satisfaction when her customer was happy with her beautiful nails. She enjoys nail care and started learning about nail diseases. The more she learned, the more she became enthralled with nails, nail care and preventing diseases, the more she wanted to do nails.
So Skyy moved to New York City to pursue an acting career. She was in Sex and the City, The Best Man, and many commercials. To keep herself going while acting she began doing manicures and pedicures at Prive. Bliss heard about her and tried to steal her away, but she didn’t want to leave her clients behind, so she worked at both places until she finally moved onto Bliss. One of her first and most loyal customers is the actress Mariska Hargitay (Law & Order: SVU). She followed Skyy to Bliss and when asked by In Style magazine what was her beauty secret, she replied, “Skyy.”

Then other celebrities followed Mariska’s lead. Her client list reads like a who’s who of music, film, TV, society, and publishing. She does Cynthia Lieve, the Editor -In-Chief of Glamour magazine, Kim France, the Editor-In-Chief of Lucky magazine, Faith Hill is one of her dearest and most loyal clients. Other celebs include Claire Danes, Liv Tyler, Uma Thurman, Faith Evans, Puffy (Sean Combs), Alicia Keyes, Annette Waxman, Isaac Hayes, Lanette McKey, Debbie Langford, Chris Webber, and Johnnie Cochran.

Celebrities have been known to fly to New York just so that they can get a pedicure from Skyy. It’s easy to see why; she has an upbeat, warm cheerful personality and enjoys making everyone look their best. “I love it! When you know that you love something and your clients see that in you, it just makes you love it even more. My clients always say ‘Skyy you what you’re doing’ and I always ask how can you tell? And they say ‘you’re too into it.’”

When doing a pedicure, she prefers to deal with bad feet. “Because you can really get involved…when you see damaged feet and the customer appreciates it because they can see a big difference…with bad, bad feet, they (the customer) understand what you’re doing more than a person with good feet.”

Skyy decided to go out on her own because she believes in customer service. “I believe in catering to the customers no matter what, there’s no beyond…which is how I came up with the name. I want to be your genie, so your wish is my command.” Before she decided to create her own spa, she looked over the competition in the city, and the only spa that impressed her was the Greenhouse; because they used stainless steel tubs. “The reason why they use the stainless steel tubs is that they can’t harbor bacteria.” Skyy only uses stainless steel tubs for her magnificent pedicures at As U Wish. . One of Skyy’s missions is to educate her client. She feels that the technician needs to explain everything that they are doing to the client and if the client wants a sculptured, overlay, gel or acrylic nail to learn what will happen to their nails if they proceed and how best to take care of them. “A lot of people will sacrifice going to a good spa where they can get the education and pay the extra dollars, they’re going for quickness and their nails will be damaged within a week or two.”

Her salon doesn’t carry a lot of retail products, “we only put up for sale what works and what we know is in it (the product).” She doesn’t believe in gimmicks, she hates it when people say something is good because other people say it, she feels that you really need to know about the product before you endorse it to your clients. The salon carries Zoya, OPI, Essie and Nail Trind products.

Her salon, as I said before is an intimate place. There are three clocks on the wall and none of them tell the correct time. This was done so that the client will lose themselves in the treatment and relax. The spa is a warm and comforting place, the colors were chosen to relax and soothe .The walls are done in red, yellow, and orange with blue trim. As Skyy said, “Red is for love, orange is for calm, blue is tranquility and yellow is for friendship.” Wednesday is baby day at the spa. Mothers bring in their infants while they receive a manicure, pedicure or waxing and if a baby wakes up fussy, the colors (and the restful atmosphere) calms them down.

The pedicure chairs are wicker and recline slightly. They have beautiful toss pillows that let you sink into them. Dalila is a charming young woman who grew up in spas. When she was a child, her mom owned a spa and now she consults with various spas where she lives. Dalila has a sunny smile and a friendly open manner. After a bit of discussion we decide to go with the “Blue Lagoon” pedicure. A stainless steel tub is filled with lavender water combined with a blend of peppermint fragrance and eucalyptus oil. Your feet rest on smooth stones placed in the bottom of the tub and after buffing, soaking and cleaning cuticles a peppermint shea butter sugar cream scrub is applied to your feet and calves, followed by a massage. The scrub is incredible, since it combines shea butter and exfoliants; your skin is not only cleansed, but moisturized at the same time. Then my feet were covered in warm paraffin and wrapped with hot towels. I felt energized, soothed and relaxed at the same time. Bliss!

There are many wonderful pedicures to try at As U Wish. They really are recipes that Skyy works on until perfection. “Milk Me Away” is a pedicure that is a warm bath of whole milk with a blend of vanilla oil and a sweet almond butter shea butter sugar cream scrub. “The Red Sea” is a jasmine scented foot bath, your feet rest on a bed of vanilla brown sugar with lemongrass and tangerine oil, along with a hot vanilla brown sugar cream scrub. If you have extremely dry feet, try the “Nine-One-One” pedicure. It comes with a sea salt scrub rubdown, cucumber heel therapy cream and a tea tree sea mud wrap with eucalyptus oil. There’s even a manicure for guys called, “Toetally Mister.”

There’s also a variety of manicures, “Spa Mani’s of 8 Cream flavors”; they are manicures that come with a warm silky cream of your choice (black cherry and nutmeg, mango and coconut, peach and ginseng, pear and dandelion, cran-berry, tangerine and lemongrass, lavender and jojoba, vanilla shimmer) along with the standard manicure. There’s also French and paraffin manicures as well as a choice of sculptured nails.

Skyy also offers waxing; from eyebrow to Brazilian to back, all at reasonable prices.

The clientele are professionals whose age range is from their late 20′s to early 40′s. Elisa Bartner is a 20 something, legal eagle who was in having her nails done. She’s getting married in the spring and Skyy will be beautifying the bridal party. “It’s the best place ever!” she exclaimed to me, “My favorite pedicure is the nine-one-one. I love the mask; it makes my feet feel soft and supple. This is the only place I’ve ever gone to where the pedicure lasted a month.”

It’s very hard to leave As U Wish. Skyy has created a place where it’s easy to sit, relax and forget about the rest of the world. She is so knowledgeable, approachable, funny, giving and delightful to talk to, that you feel like you’ve made a friend. It would have been so easy to stay and gossip about everything and anything and forget about obligations of the day.

If you are looking for an incredible spa experience- a pedicure or a manicure that you won’t get anywhere else, do make the trip to visit Skyy and her wonderful team at As U Wish Nail Spa. They’ll make sure that your nail shape fits your hands, that the polish is complementary to your skin tone. They won’t try to sell you items you don’t need. You’ll walk out with a thousand and one tips on how to take care not only your nails but yourself. How many places do you go to have your nails done and get hugged when it’s time to leave? And, yes I’ll be coming back to have my nails beautified.

Here are a few tips from Skyy and Dalila that I am going to pass on to you. Vitamin E will help your nails grow, do moisturize your hands and feet, but look for a moisture cream instead of a lotion. Cream is heavier and will skin in as opposed to slide off your skin. Pedicures are very important in the winter time. Your feet are stuffed into heavy sock and boots. They can’t breathe and need as much if not more TLC in the winter than the summer. While this summer’s hottest color is coral, it’s not for everyone, try mauve shades instead. In manicures and pedicures the polish that will be hot is sheer to white; like a French manicure, but paler.

As U Wish Nail Spa
258 Newark Street, Hoboken, NJ
Phone- 201-420-5959
Fax – 201-420-5156
http://www.asuwishnailspa.com

Hours
Mon- Wed – closed
Thurs & Fri 9 AM – 8 PM
Saturday 8 AM – 4 PM
Sunday 10 Am – 4 PM

It’s easy to get confused watching a fashion show. Sometimes a designer will have an outfit sashaying down the runway that makes you shake your head, wondering about its wearability. The trick is to break the outfit down to its basic components. I learned that trick when I saw an interview with Andre Leon Talley. During the interview, he said when you’re watching a fashion show, you need to break down the outfit you see on the runway into separate pieces. You must understand that sometimes a designer will show an over-the-top look on a runway, but if you break it down, you’ll see some very wearable items. I used his advice when I saw the Heatherette show, and it worked. Heatherette showed some very cute hooded jackets with fake fur hooded linings over dresses. The outfits were okay, but separately, the pieces were adorable. The next time you catch a show, whether you’re in the tents or watching it from the comfort of your couch, try that trick. It works.

Speaking of work, did you know that the Women For Hire Expo is on Wednesday, February 23rd? You’ll be able to network face-to-face with recruiters from accounting, aerospace, engineering, finance, government, human resources, insurance, technology and more fields. It’s happening over at the Manhattan Center and is free for professional women. There’s no pre-registration, but they do require professional attire and resumes. You’ll meet with over 60 employers including Lifetime Television, Lincoln Financial Group, MetLife, Morgan Stanley, NASD, Crate and Barrel, DEA, Aon Corporation and other top firms.

There will be free resume critiques and a coffee break sponsored by MetLife. Before the event there is a Women For Hire breakfast seminar, from 8:30 AM – 10 AM, hosted by its CEO, Tory Johnson. There will be networking, advice sharing for even the toughest job search. Attendees will receive a copy of their book, “Women For Hire’s Get Ahead Guide to Career Success”, priority admittance to the career expo immediately following, morning refreshments, and a free resume scan distributed to employers. To sign up for the seminar, go to their website http://www.womenforhire.com

What: Women For Hire Expo
When: Wednesday, February 23, 10AM -3PM
Where: Manhattan Center, 311 West 34th Street, between 8th and 9th Avenues
Website: http://www.womenforhire.com

Valentine’s Day is just around the bend if you haven’t noticed any of the signs in the windows of shops, missed the adverts in print or on TV, or didn’t hear any hints from your sweetie. Thing is, you don’t have to just honor your partner on that day. You can honor your mom, your best friend, or a great sibling.

Silk Day Spa has some fantabulous specials for two, like the “Mother and Daughter Celebration”. That has an aromatherapy facial and massage. Rather dish with your girlfriends? The grab your three best gals and try the “Girls Night Out.” You’ll enjoy the Silk Melt Away Massage, Silk Manicure, and the Silk Pedicure. Then you can go out and tear up the town, or just have a wonderful dinner and keep on dishing.

Now, if you feel romantic, try the “Silk Emperor/ Empress Signature Treatment.” It was created with couples in mind. There’s a shower, then a soak in fragrant herb filled tub laced with essential oils. You get to pick the combination of herbs and oils. There’s hand and foot reflexology, then a body scrub. A body mask that’s customized for you is next, and then a massage. Now, if you like to finger paint, a Silk Spa therapist will show you how to apply the mud, and then will leave the two of you alone, so you can paint away in privacy.

Or you can try the “East and West” treatment. It’s a hydrotherapy tub treatment and relaxing Silk Ki massage. This is perfect for the over-worked and over-stressed. And the tub can fit two!

If you want to get away, but can’t spare the time, try their “Urban Vacation.” You’ll enjoy a body scrub, hot stone massage, and papaya mango wrap. And yes, you can share with one other person for this mini-break.

The Silk Day Spa is so beautiful and calming, you might not want to leave. The spa is located at 47 West 13th Street, between 5th and 6th Avenues. To make a reservation, call 212-255-6457. To find out more about their delicious treatments, visit their website, http://silkdayspa.com

How would you like to mingle with other singles and their dogs while sipping a cocktail? Leashes and Lovers is hosting a cocktail party at Tai, Tuesday, February 15th. The first hundred people and pooches that arrive, get in free. They’ll be taking cash and check donations for the Mighty Mutts Rescue League. http://www.mightymutts.tripod.com/frame.html

Might Mutts has rescued bunnies and chickens, but they primarily rescue abandoned and abused cats and dogs. They don’t have a main shelter; they rely on kind-hearted people to foster their wards until they are adopted. That’s how I got Sophie the Wonder Dog. Sophie is a charming Brittany Spaniel who was terribly abused by her previous owners. I was just going to foster her, but she now rules my apartment, my roomie and me. Did I mention she has her own loveseat?

The cocktail party will have yummy dog biscuits from Buttercup’s Paw-tisserie, drink specials, raffle prizes, live music inspired by dogs from Murray Weinstock (http://www.dogtunes.com)and Elaine Caswell. Their CD is called, “Tails of The City.” Did I mention that you can pick up complimentary passes to see, “Son of the Mask” the sequel to the Jim Carrey movie, “The Mask”? And of course you’ll meet single boys, single girls and their single dogs.

What: Leashes and Lovers: Where Dog Lovers Meet Cocktail Party
When: Tuesday, February 15th, 7PM – 9:30 PM
Where: Tai, (www.velvetnyc.com/lounge.html)223 Mulberry Street, second floor
Cost: free to the first 100 people, donations accepted for Mighty Mutts.
RSVP: http://www.leashesandlovers.com

Every Thursday in Lent, The Marble Collegiate Church is offering “Bach’s Lunch Series” a free 30 minute recital of music ranging from classical to jazz. It’s free, but unfortunately, you can’t bring your lunch. Didn’t someone say that music is food for the soul?
What: The Marble Collegiate Church – Bach’s Lunch Series
When: Every Thursday in Lent, 12:30 PM
Where: 5th Avenue @ 29th Street
Call: 212-686-2770 for more information
Website: http://www.marblechurch.org

How would you like to meet an Ambassador, Celebrities, members of Consular Corps, foreign trade reps, business leaders and government officials? This Thursday, February 10th, The Greater New York Chamber of Commerce is hosting their “Eighth Annual International Trade Cocktail Reception from 6 PM- 9 PM. What a great way to practice college French!

What: Greater New York Chamber of Commerce, “Eighth Annual International Trade Cocktail reception (business dress)
When: Thursday, February 10th, 6PM- 9 PM’
Where: United Nations (1st Avenue @ 46th Street)
Cost: $25.00 for members, $50.00 for non-members
RSVP: helana@chamber.com or call 212-686-7220

Catch up on a classic movie, Friday, February 11, when the New York Public Library shows Otto Preminger’s Carmen Jones. The film stars Dorothy Dandridge and Harry Belafonte, it’s a modern version of Bizet’s opera Carmen.
What: Carmen Jones Movie Screening
When: Friday, February 11, 2 PM
Where: New York Public Library, 127 East 58th Street
Call: 212-759-7358 for more information

The Bronx Zoo is sponsoring Sex in the City: Valentine’s Day in the Animal Kingdom. Bring your favorite honey and enjoy a two-for-the-price-of-one general admission to the Bronx Zoo (adults and children) on Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, February 12, 13, and 14 from 10am to 4:30pm. Learn about amazing animal mating behaviors as the Friends of the Zoo docents provide Zoo-lovers with hourly tours beginning at 10:30am until 1:30pm.
What: Valentine’s Day at the Bronx Zoo
When: Saturday, February 12- Monday, February 14, 10 AM – 4:30 PM
Where: The Bronx Zoo, 2300 Southern Blvd.,
Call: 718-367-1010
Website: http://www.bronxzoo.com

This Saturday, February 12th, The American Museum of Natural History is celebrating Black History Month with a tribute to Thomas A. Dorsey, the father of gospel music. Activities include a gospel concert by the Emanuel Baptist Church Choir and singer Natalie Wilson at 4pm.Free with museum admission.
What: Gospel concert @ The Museum of National History
When: Saturday, February 12, 4 PM
Where: The Museum of Natural History, 79th street @ Central Park West
Cost: Concert is free with regular priced admission
Phone: 212-769-5100
Website: http://www.amnh.org

El Museo del Barrio is sponsoring the Retratos Family Day, Saturday, February 12th. Watch portraits come alive! El Museo invites children and families to discover 2,000 years of Latin American portraits in their current exhibit, Retratos, Enjoy a fun-filled afternoon with bilingual gallery tours led by artist educators, storytelling, and art-making activities. Participants can also create their own family portrait.
What: Retratos Family Day @ El Museo del Barrio
When: Saturday, February 12th, Noon-4pm.
Where: El Museo del Barrio, 1230 Fifth Avenue (at 104th Street)
Cost: Free
Call: 212-831-7272
Website: http://www.elmuseo.org

Great Sales and more….Yippee!

Alexis Bittar, the Brooklyn designer, known for his gorgeous Lucite jewelry, will be at the MoMA Design Store, 44 W. 53rd street, between 5th and 6th avenues this Thursday, February 10, from 5-6:30pm, and will autograph your purchases. Call 212-767-1050 for more information.

Broadway Panhandler, 477 Broome @ Wooster, 212-966-3434. From 2/16-2/27, up to 65% off Le Creuset, and clearance on many other items.

Cath Kidston, 201 Mulberry between Kenmare and Spring, 212-343-0223. Now thru 2/14, sale on the British designer’s home accessories.

Elizabeth Charles, 639 Hudson @ Horatio, 212- 243-3201, through 2/14, up to 75% off the Australian and New Zealand clothing and accessories.

Encore, 1132 Mad between 84th and 85th streets, 212-879-2850. Up to 60% off at this resale shop: look for major labels like Armani, HermàƒÆ’à†’àƒâ€šà‚¨s, and Chanel.

Meg Cohen Design, 920 Broadway, between 20th and 21st Streets, Suite 905, 212-473-4002. Up to 40% off cashmere scarves (men and women) as well as other cashmere items, 2/11, 2/12, and 2/14, 11-7. Profits go to tsunami relief aid.

NOI New York, 8 Rivington, between Chrystie and Bowery, 212-260-9992. Up to 50% off, tomorrow thru 2/16, on their collection of glass pieces, including vases, tumblers, and bowls.

Valerio888, 35 W. 36th street, between 5th and 6th avenues, 3rd flr., 212-631-8090. Now thru 2/15 (closed on the weekend). Amber jewelry, wholesale prices

I saw Aliens of the Deep last night. It’s an IMAX movie about James Cameron’s expeditions under deep and I do mean deep ocean water. The weird thing about IMAX movies is that they give you these really weird glasses so when you’re watching the film, everything feels 3D. And it does, I found myself ducking when machinery seemed to jump out towards me and lost half my nachos when a giant squid suddenly appeared onscreen.

I was enthralled with this incredible underwater panorama, but was disappointed on the lack of science. It seemed strange to me to hear marine biologists saying things like, “oh that’s cool” or “right on.” C’mon I don’t think America is so dumb that they couldn’t understand a bit more science than, “look at the fish, it’s ugly.” I would have loved more information about the rills they were diving into, and that’s the thing, deep ocean caverns are called rills, and (argh) they didn’t even use the word once! Halfway through the film, and again, should I call it a documentary, film or promotional material? I ask that because it seemed that Cameron switched gears from talking about the mystery, beauty of the ocean, and the need to explore and understand it, to how important it was to continue space exploration. They started throwing in CGI effect about possible missions to Jupiter’s moons and the ending was another CGI (computer generated image) of the real life biologists meeting aliens in another world. Is it me, or is there a problem here?

I also hated the fact that the, whatever it is, isn’t even an hour long. I was lucky, I got in for free, but if you’re paying $15 or so for a movie, shouldn’t you get to be in a nice warm theater for at least an hour before you have to outside and freeze again?

Speaking of drama, I was able to run home and catch Project Runway. I can’t even begin to tell you how happy I was that Morgan was finally eliminated as a model. What a psycho! Not only did she try to sabotage the work of almost every designer she modeled for on the show, you never knew if she’d be late, on time or what. About a week or so before, I saw an interview with the designers of Heatherette, and they’d shown clips of their shows; Morgan was on the catwalk. So, it’s not like she needed the money or exposure. I hoped and prayed like Chelsea, Diana, Meg and almost everyone else I know that Wendy was going to be eliminated. Instead they got rid of Kevin, even though Wendy’s outfit fell apart on the runway. Did you see the clips of the forthcoming show? Then you know that she starts getting really ballistic. Oh, I am soo excited; do we finally see the end of Wendy?

My prediction for the three designers who make it to Fashion Week are; Kara, Austin and Jay. Sorry Chelsea, but I don’t think Robert’s going to make it, but yes, he is cute.

So when life is getting a bit dramatic, or you’re just hating the grey skies of winter, whip on these babies.

Designer Robert Marc was inspired by the romantic island that’s pictured in the 1950 movie, Stromboli. There’s a scene where beauteous Ingrid Bergman is seduced by sexy Roberto Rosselini. The island inspired him to create these fantabulously wonderful burgundy sunglasses. Did I mention that they’re lined in pink! PINK! Wear them now to remind you of sunnier days, wear them when it’s sunny, so you can look ever so chic. Wear them when it’s miserable out, and you’ll feel beautiful. Need I mention that sunglasses are great for flirting? The style is 539 and can be purchased at any Robert Marc boutique in New York,

Mentor-tinis are on deck at the Metro 53 Bar* Restaurant* Lounge tonight! What’s a mentor-tini? It’s a chance to come on board and become a member of the Big Brother/Big Sister organization sponsored by the Borough Mentoring Networks of New York City. Join them, not only for the excellent drink specials, but to find out about this worthy organization and volunteering opportunities. The drink specials are: $4 beers, $5 mentor-tinis and $5 mixed drinks and wine.

What: Mentor-tini Happy Hour sponsored by the Borough Mentoring Networks of New York City.
When: Thursday January 27, 4 -8 PM (This is a recurring event – every last Thursday of the month)

Where: Metro 53 Bar*Restaurant*Lounge @ 307 East 53rd Street, between 1st and 2nd St

The Jade Nectar Gallery is hosting the show, “2PERSPECTIVES” and the artist reception and opening night is this Saturday. On display are paintings by Lana Santorelli and Brian Leighton. Drinks and appetizers will be served. Visit the artists’ websites to view their work, http://www.lanasantorelli.com, and http://www.brianleighton.com

What: “2PERSPECTIVES” @ The Jade Nectar Gallery
When: Saturday, January 29th I 7pm-11pm
Where: 62 Cooper Sq. (Lafayette St. & 3rd Ave.), East Village

Freecycle NYC provides an online forum where furniture, clothes, electronics, books and more are kept out of landfills and by connecting New Yorkers who have unwanted items with those who could use them, year round. This January 29th the group is hosting their second ever “Freemeet”–a live event where Freecyclers and environmentally interested folks meet face-to-face to give away extras, find second-hand treasures and make new friends.

What: Freecycle NYC Post-Holiday Re-Gifting Freemeet
Where: The Sixth Street Community Center,
638 E. Sixth Street, between Avenues B & C
When: January 29, 2005, 10 am to 6pm
How: The group requests that all items be in working condition, legal and appropriate for all ages. The space is limited, no furniture please!
The event is open to the public and admission is free, of course.
Over 10,000 New Yorkers are already Freecycling! For more information, visit http://www.freecycle.org

Korean Cultural Service is presenting a fusion jazz concert, Wednesday, February 2, featuring In Young Baek. He’s been nicknamed the “master of improvisation, by the Korean Press and is a master of the gayaguem. That instrument is an ancient Korean stringed instrument with a wooden board and moveable bridges. Baek will be performing a mix of traditional and contemporary Korean music, and modern and jazz selections backed by the jazz Hyeson Hong Ensemble and Rami Seo and Haerina Park.

What: Fusion Jazz Concert
When: Wednesday, February 2, 7 PM
Where: Korean Culture Service, 460 Park Ave @ 57th Street, 6th Floor
RSVP: 212-759-9550
Cost: Free
Website: http://www.koreanculture.org

Dr. Hauschka is having Valentine Day Events in Long Island. If you’re off to visit family, friends or just want to get out of the city, make an appointment, have fun and relax. The first event is Friday, February 11, at Pomponner, 12 Birch Hill Road, Locust Valley, from 11 AM – 5 PM. Complimentary mini facials & make up consultations. Surprise your sweetie with 45 minutes of pampering & beautiful make up applications using only pure Dr. Hauschka cosmetics. There’s a free gift with purchase, only a two item purchase is required. Call 516-609-9090 for your appointment. The next event is Saturday, February 12th at Aromatherapy Essentials, 326 Main Street, Huntington. You’ll be able to enjoy all of the items mentioned above, to make an appointment, please call 631-692-2626.

E. Harcourt’s Maintenance is taking half off soaps, candles, fragrances, as well as a smattering of fashion pieces (mink handbags are now $75 to $154).
When: Through 1/30 (Mon.-Sat. noon-7pm; Sun. noon-6pm).
Where: 219 Mott St., near Prince St., 212-226-8028.

Lyell’s vintage collection, as well as feminine dresses, coats, and cords, are starting at half off.
When: Through 1/28 (Tues.-Sun. noon-7pm).
Where: 173 Elizabeth St., nr. Spring St., 212-966-8484.

Elizabeth Charles is taking 50 to 75 percent off her stock of hip Australian designer clothes.
When: Through 2/14 (Tues.-Sat. noon-7:30pm; Sun. noon-6:30pm).
Where: 639 1/2 Hudson St., near Horatio St., 212-243-3201.

Steven Alan’s men’s and women’s clothes from the house label, Mayle, Twinkle, and others are marked down by up to 50 percent; Inhabit cashmere sweaters are now $125.
When: Through 2/15 (call for store hours).
Where: 87 Franklin St., near Church St., 212-343-0692; 465 Amsterdam Ave., near 82nd St., 212-595-8451.

Beyond the Bosphorus has hand-woven kilims and pillows for half off.
When: Through 2/10 (Tues.-Sun. noon-7:30pm).
Where: 79 Sullivan St., near Spring St., 212-219-8257.

Charles Tyrwhitt’s crisp men’s and women’s shirts start at $34 at the sale; that’s up to 70 percent off.
When: Through 1/31 (Mon.-Fri.10am-7:30pm; Thurs. 10am-8pm; Sat. 10am-6pm; Sun. noon-5pm).
Where: 377 Madison Ave., at 46th St., 212-286-8988.

Nancy & Co. is taking 30 to 75 percent off clothes and accessories from Kooba, Shin Choi, Paul & Joe, and others.
When: Through 2/28 (Mon.-Sat. 10am-7pm; Sun. noon-6pm).
Where: 1242 Madison Ave., at 89th St., 212-427-0770.

Armani Casa furniture is up to half off.
When: 1/19-2/13 (Tues.-Sat. 11am-7pm; Sun. noon-6pm).
Where: 97 Greene St., nr. Prince St., 212-334-1271.

RM Designs/Reva Mivasagar’s bridal gowns are up to 80 percent off. By appointment only.
When: 1/31-2/12 (Mon.-Sat. noon-6pm).
Where: 10 W. 18th St., nr. Fifth Ave., 4th fl., 212-372-2804.

There is a new line of body care and home collection that you just have to try for yourself. i-bella is a line that combines vitamins C and E and protects your skin from sun damage. The i-bella products contain the same fantastic fresh scent in all of their products. It’s the perfect winter perk-up. The fragrance is a combination of chamomile, essences of pear, pineapple, white peony and hyacinth. It soothes and lifts you at the same time. The other ingredients in the rejuvenating body lotion and rejuvenating hand lotion are aloe barbadensis leaf extract, cucumber fruit extract, sweet almond oil, chamomile, olive leaf extract, rosa canina extract and other goodies.

My poor hands are so dry from the combination of cold outdoor and dry heat indoors, that the first time I squirted the hand lotion on my skin, it immediately soaked in. I couldn’t mush it around like I would normally do with lotion. Your skin drinks this moisturizing potion instantly. I was amazed. The body lotion is fantastic to use after stepping out of the shower. Spritz the linen spray on your bed and you’ll feel like you are in the tropics.

i-bella also has a moisturizing body wash that will help you face the day. You can purchase ibella at http://www.i-bella.com or http://www.gbsbeauty.com

As February gets closer and closer and we start thinking more about VDay, I came across a nifty contest that you might be interested in trying. Philanthropist Henri Zimand, in honor and loving memory of his wife, is sponsoring a love letter contest. He’ll be giving away over 100 free Central Park Horse and Carriage rides during the Valentine’s Day weekend, February 11 – 14th. The grand prize love letter writer wins a trip to Monte Carlo.

Zimand is offering this contest to promote the positive effect of love and support can have on the terminally ill. He lost his wife, Anda to breast cancer in 2003 and created a non-profit organization, Love, Anda in memory of his wife. The organization was created to spread love and positive survivorship in the face of cancer adversity. Mrs. Zimand, throughout her life and even during her fight with cancer, was characterized by her enormous love of life, her husband and her family.

The love letters will be judged on originality, expression of love and demonstration of passion. The deadline for the love letters is February 10th. Letters can either be faxed in to 213-624-0712 or emailed to loveletters@loveanda.com To find out more about Love, Anda, please go to http://www.loveanda.com

Saturday night you’ve got a few great reasons to dress up, kick up your heels and have a wonderful time on the town

The International Social Society is having a “Wine and Fondue Party, Saturday night from 8 PM- 12 AM. It’s happening at a location that will only be disclosed if you RSVP. Enjoy an evening of candlelight, delicious wines and communal pots of rich, creamy, smooth Swiss fondue. Dress is Smart-Casual, Crunchy Eli’s bread and Swedish meatballs will be served to accompany the fondue

What: International Social Society “Wine & Fondue Party
When: Saturday, January 29th, 8 PM – 12AM
Where: somewhere @ 77th and Lexington
RSVP: 917-446-4255 or intlsocials@yahoo.com
Cost: $20

EuroCircle is celebrating its sixth year anniversary with a Venetian Masquerade at the Williams Club this Saturday night. Dress is trendy and D’artagnan products will be sampled as well as Hor D’oeuvres.

What: EuroCircle’s Venetian Masquerade Ball with Eurocircle
When: Saturday, January 29th, 8:30 PM – 12:30 PM
Where: The Williams Club, 24 East 39th Street
RSVP: events@eurocircle.com or 212-721-6190
Cost: $50 – $70

The Australia Day Party is happening at The Tonic Bar. Celebrate with authentic Australian meat pies, Coopers and Tooheys-they’re new Aussie beers, Aussie music, Aussie Videos and Jacobs Creek Aussie wine. Hopefully there will be some Aussie (sigh) men and women too! Golfers will be able to enjoy watching the Australian Open there when it gets a bit later. A portion of the $10 cover will go to the Tsunami Relief fund. And yes, there’s more! You’ll be eligible for door prizes courtesy of Coopers Beer and NYC2012 (http://www.nyc2012.com) NYC2012 is the organization that hopes to bring the Olympics to the City.

What: Australian Day Party
When: Saturday, January 29th 9 PM – on
Where: The Tonic Bar, 7th Avenue between 48th and 49th streets
Cost: $10

Award winning Scottish composer Craig Armstrong will be performing two rare concerts in the United States on January 26th at the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah and February 1st at the Weill Hall at Carnegie Hall, New York City. On both evenings Craig will be playing material from his latest Sanctuary release, “Piano Works”, his most compelling solo work to date.

Craig Armstrong is perhaps best known for his classical compositions and film scores. His many credits include the Baz Luhrmann hits “Romeo + Juliet” and “Moulin Rouge” (for which he received a Golden Globe). Recent soundtrack work includes composing the scores to the Golden Globe nominated ‘Ray’, Robert Redford’s ‘The Clearing’, Philip Noyce’s adaptation of the Graham Greene novel “The Quiet American”, Peter Mullan’s “The Magdalene Sisters”, and Richard Curtis’s “Love Actually”.

Film compositions aside Armstrong has also collaborated with pop artists such as Massive Attack, Madonna, U2, The Future Sound of London, and Bjork. Craig’s work with Massive Attack (he composed “Weatherstorm” and “Heat Miser” for their Protection album) led to Armstrong signing to their record label, Melankolic, releasing his first solo album, “The Space Between Us” (1998). The follow-up, “As If To Nothing” (2002), featured a series of collaborations with artists including Bono, Mogwai and Evan Dando.

The recent “Piano Works” sessions mark a radical departure for Armstrong, recorded mainly in a Parisian theatre, the album features solo piano versions of his film themes – including ‘Moulin Rouge’ and ‘Romeo & Juliet’, tracks he composed for Massive Attack and entirely new pieces. During the recording of “Piano Works” Craig collaborated with the celebrated Berlin based lap-top poet and electronic artiste AGF on “Piano Works”, who added a contemporary electronic element to the pieces, AGF will be accompanying Craig at both performances. Prior to Craig’s performance at Sundance there will be a screening of the film ‘Piano Works’ which is an accompanying piece to the album. Filmed on 16mm in Paris – in the Eclair Studio’s home to the new wave French cinema movement – it’s a beautiful film directed by the British director David Barnard.

Armstrong’s live performances of “Piano Works” will showcase the most unforgettable compositions of his career, and will be a rare US sighting of an incredibly gifted artist not to be missed.

The “SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE” said, “Armstrong goes minimalist but achieves maximal effects on 19 tracks for solo piano. His compositions are autumnal, sparely ornamented, deeply emotional, but not sentimental, and Armstrong subjects his instrument to subtle electronic treatments, creating ambient ripples and shimmers akin to Harold Budd’s work with Brian Eno.”

CHRISTIAN SCIENCE MONITOR – “Blessed with an angel’s touch on the keyboard….. Evoke(s) the understated beauty of Debussy and Satie, and yet sound as modern as this minute.”

What: Craig Armstrong
When: Tuesday, February 1, doors open 7 PM, performance 7:30 PM
Where: The Joan and Sanford I Weill Recital Hall at Carnegie Hall. 57th Street and & 7th Ave.,
website: http://www.carnegiehall.org

The Manhattan Vintage Clothing Show is Jan. 28 and 29. This year they’re featuring fashions from the “rock and roll” era. They have 80 dealers with glamorous clothing and sophisticated accessories. Show favorites include bias-cut velvet dresses, beaded cashmere sweaters, great furs, fur-trimmed coats and suits, silk lingerie, classic handbags, chiffons, lace and cottons. Keep your eyes open for designers looking for inspiration. Last year Donna Karan was seen!

What: Manhattan Vintage Clothing Show -women’s clothing & household accessories
When: Friday (1-8 PM) and Saturday (11AM- 6 PM), January 28-29,
Where: Metropolitan Pavilion, 125 West 18th St. Between 6th & 7th Ave
Cost: $20, or visit the website and pay $15
Contact: 518-434-4312
website: http://www.manhattanvintage.com

Oh my gosh, where did the month go? Someone please tell me. If you are as absent minded as I am, today might be the day for you to start thinking about Valentine’s Day gifts. It’ll be in the front of your mind, you can get it over with, and when the day comes up, you’ll have your gift. The only tears will be tears of joy.

Here’s a wonderful gift for you and your sweetie from Allure Day Spa. It’s the “Romancing The Stone” a couple’s package that’ll pamper you both. You get to unwind in the couple’s room, complete with aromatherapy candles, essential oils, romantic music and a deliciously relaxing half hour reflexology message that uses pressure points in your feet to make your entire body unwind. The two of you will also enjoy the hot stone massage. This combines deep heat therapy with massage. Smooth polished basalt lava stones assist in taking out all the stresses that have been built up in your muscles.

Not part of a couple? Well grab a friend or two to enjoy this treat. The Romancing The Stone normally is $170 per person, but right now is $145 per person or $290 per couple.

What: Romancing The Stone Massage Treat for you and your sweetie
Where: Allure Day Spa, 139 E. 55th Street, between Lexington & Third Avenues
Contact: 212-644-5500
Website: http://www.alluredayspa.com

The American Folk Art Museum celebrates Outsider Art Week with a weeklong series of panel discussions, field trips, tours and receptions, including the Annual Uncommon Artists Symposium. The symposium explores contemporary self-taught artists and their work.

What: Outsider Art Week @ The American Folk Art Museum
Where: 45 West 53rd Street
When: Until January 30th
Contact: 212-265-1040
Website: http://www.folkartmusuem.org

Clean out your closet for a good cause! Bring your gently worn shoes and clothes to any Kenneth Cole New York store by Feb. 15th, and they’ll be donated to charities for the homeless. Plus, you’ll be rewarded with 20% off your next purchase at Kenneth Cole. More information, please go to http://wwww.kennethcole.com

We all love a good giggle now and then, which is why I’m recommending taking a peek at http://www.geminiandscorpio.com. They bill themselves as “dating gurus” but these two women have had funny, sad and weird dates that we all can relate to, I think a few of their dates have topped mine in weirdness. When you have a moment, check out their pretty, informative and fun site.

Smoke offers free jazz Tuesday through Thursday nights. Get there early or you won’t be able to grab a seat. Tonight and every Tuesday night features the Hammond Organ Trio and vocalists.

What: Free Jazz from 6:00 PM – 8:30 PM
When: Tuesdays through Thursdays
Where: Smoke, 2751 Broadway @ 105th Street
Contact: 212-864-6662
Website: http://www.smokejazz.com

Judy Gold, The Daily Show’s Ed Helms and SNL’s Rob Riggle are performing tonight at the Knitting Factory under the helm of The Clip Joint. It’s only $15, and all profits are going to a Tsunami benefit relief fund to be named.

What: The Clip Joint Comedy Show
When: Tonight, Tuesday, January 25th, 8:30 PM
Where: The Knitting Factory, 74 Leonard Street
Cost: $15.00
Contact: 212-219-3132
Website: http://www.ballyhoopromotions.net

Whoopi Goldberg Live & In Person! This Oscar winning diva has played many fascinating characters but can any of them compare with the woman herself? Learn all about Whoopi at an exclusive Q&A discussion following the performance of her one woman Broadway show. $101 per person and includes a ticket to the show and the discussion. 8-11pm Wednesday only. Order your tickets at http://www.learningannex.com/.

Uncorking Ancient Vintages -Evidence of wine can be traced back over 7,000 years. Stop by the American Museum of Natural History, this Thursday, for an evening of history & tastings with culinary expert Bill Yosses. 7pm.

What: The History of Wine and Tastings
When: Thursday, January 27, 7 PM
Where: Museum of Natural History, Central Park West & 79th Street
Cost: $15.00 per person
Contact: 212-769-5100
Purchase tickets online at: http://www.amnh.org/.

Barnes and Noble is offering a free screenwriting workshop, Thursday. Dust off your notebook and get your dream in gear.

What: Free Screenwriting Workshop
When: Thursday, January 27, 7PM
Where: Barnes & Noble, 240 East 86th Street
Contact: 212-423-9900

The Snow Mentor’s Snow Bash 2005 is a celebration of 2005′s ski and snowboard season and a fundraiser too. The program is an eight week snowboarding program for at risk New York City teens. You’ll enjoy DJ’s, a 2½ hour open bar, Hors D’oeuvres, snowboarding videos and get a chance to meet other professionals.

What: Snow Mentor’s Snow Bash 2005
When: Thursday, January 27, 7 – 9:30 PM
Where: Romi, 19 Rector Street (Washington Avenue)
Cost $40

How did you like the Blizzard of ’05? I wasn’t thrilled with it, but Sophie the Wonder Dog loved it. She’s only 17″ high, and was flinging herself in and out of snowdrifts twice her size. She kept zigging and zagging down the street, burying her nose into the snow, raising it and then laughing. At least one of us was happy.

I have to admit that I am thrilled with the mukluks I bought; they’ve been keeping my feet toasty warm. I wish all my shoes and boots are as comfy. What’s your favorite cold weather outfit? Send me an email and let me know; who knows, you might find yourself in print!

When you are going out, you want your clothes to look their best. Sweaters should be soft, clean and smell nice. Whites should be white and colors should be vibrant, right? We all have horror stories about what’s happened when our stuff has either been brutally attacked by over-zealous cleansers, crazed dry-cleaners and the like. Gwen Whiting and Lindsey Wieber have been there, done that and instead of just being frustrated with the entire cleaning deal, created their own line of heavenly smelling, gentle and effective solutions, accessories and gift baskets. They created The Laundress (http://www.thelaundress.com) to help our sweaters, our whites and our delicate silky things stay as fresh and beautiful as they were nestled in the stores waiting to come home with us.

The Laundress has four unique scents; Classic, it’s their signature scent – is a sweet musk combined with citrus, ylang, ylang and sandalwood undertones to remind you of a fresh breeze wafting through laundry drying in the sun. The Laundress Baby is formulated for a baby’s tender skin, but can be used by adults too. The scent is warm, soft with a long lasting essence of vanilla musk, bergamot and lavender. The Laundress Lady scent appeals to men and women with its combination of amber, citrus and green herbal notes to balance the scent. The Laundress Cedar is the perfect scent to clean and protect your woolens, cashmeres and closets. The scent is a combination of cedarwood oil, frankincense, spices and citrus zest.

The Laundress Wool & Cashmere shampoo is a combination of cedar extracts with a sulfate-free shampoo that will keep your cashmeres and wools looking their best for a long time. You can use the product in a machine or by hand.

They also make Crease Release; it’s a spray on solution that removes wrinkles from packed clothing. Stain Solution is a pre-treater that will knock any stain on its knees. Their Fabric Fresh will make stored clothing sweeter, disinfect hotel sheets and zap any odors from travel weary clothes. You might want to invest in their Static Solution to prevent zappage on cold winter days.

The Laundress has a wonderful line of accessories; from scented squares to garment bags. They make gift baskets or “buckets” for any occasion.

You can view and purchase the complete line at http://www.thelaundress.com, or stop in at Bergdorf Goodman, 754 Fifth Avenue, NY, NY, 646-735-5241,Bloom, 43 Madison Street, Sag Harbour, NY, 631-725-5940, Lagoon Linens, 96 Spruce Street, Cedarhurst, NY, 516-569-9500, Malia Mills, 199 Mulberry Street, Between Spring & Kenmare, New York, NY, 212-625-2311, New London Pharmacy, 246 8th Avenue, New York, NY, 212-243-4987

Don’t let the 13″ of snow keep you away from all the great events that are going on this week. Here’s just a sampling of what’s going on in town:

Sara Flynn, woman about town, member of Impose Magazine and SpinArt records, has been inexplicably afflicted with Wegener’s Granulomatosis (http://www.wgassociation.org/) – an auto immune disorder which has required intensive care for nearly three months. Sarah has been in the hospital since November. There’s a benefit concert at Rothko, Tuesday night to help raise money for her mounting medical costs.

Rothko is one of the Lower East Side’s hottest venues, you never know who you might bump into there watching the band or sitting in the downstairs lounge sipping a drink or two. There’s a great line-up of bands; Benzos, Ted Leo, The Head Set, Apollo Sunshine, Chinese Stars, and special guest DJ James Murphy of DFA. It’s only $15 for a night of great music, and all proceeds are going to Sarah and her family. If you’re not in NYC and would like to chip in, there has been a paypal account set up and you can e-mail songsforsarah@gmail.com for more details.

What: A benefit concert for Sara Flynn of SpinArt Records and Impose Magazine, presented by jenyk.com & melodynelson.com
When: Tuesday, 25 January. Doors 7 PM, Benzos 10:30 PM
Where: Rothko – 116 Suffolk @ Rivington, NYC
Cost: $15 adv / $20 dos, tickets available now on Ticketweb.
http://www.ticketweb.com/user/?region=nyc&query=detail&event=570583&interface=

Comedian Andy Borowitz and guests Ben Bailey (“The Tonight Show with Jay Leno”),Laurie Kilmartin (“Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn”), DC Benny (NBC’s “Last Comic Standing”), Andy Blitz (writer, “Late Night with Conan O’Brien”)
are fighting the good fight against apathy and un-funny Tuesday nights at the Marquee.

PSNBC is NBC’s lab for up and coming comedians. You can catch rising stars doing their thing every Tuesday night at 8 PM.

What: PSNBC Presents The Andy Borowitz Show
When: Tuesday, January 25th, 8 PM
Where: The Marquee, 356 Bowery (between Great Jones & E. 4th)
Cost: $5
More Information: (212) 664-2957

Oscar Micheaux’s classic silent movie “Body & Soul” will be presented at The Tank, Tuesday, January 25 – 8pm, music for the film is performed by the William Hooker Trio. Also performing at the Tank that night is the Electroacoustica Project. The EP is electronic and traditional music performing together. During the performance projected images will be on the back screen. The group Chinatown (Daniel Carter, Shanir Ezra Blumenkranz, Kevin Zubek) will be celebrating their release of their new, eponymous CD on Not Two Records. All this for $10.00

What: Freezone Music Series at Speaceworks at The Tank
When: Tuesday, January 25th, 8 PM
Where: Spaceworks @ The Tank, 432 W 42nd Street between 9th & 10th Ave
More Information: (212) 563-6269
Website: http://www.thetanknyc.org/spaceworks/

Wednesday, The Upright Citizen’s Brigade (UCB), home of up and coming comedians/actors and the place to go for classes in improve and comedy is having a special Tsunami fundraiser with the MercyCat performers. Ever dollar raised at this show will go directly to Mercy Cops and their relief efforts in Southeast Asia. There are two shows; 8 PM & 10 PM.

Scheduled to perform: Amy Poehler (Saturday Night Live, The Upright Citizens Brigade), Matt Walsh (The Upright Citizens Brigade), Horatio Sanz (Saturday Night Live), Rob Riggle (Saturday Night Live), Adam McKay (Writer/Director of Anchorman), Rob Corddry (The Daily Show), Ed Helms (The Daily Show)
Jon Glaser (Late Night with Conan O’Brien), Paul Scheer (Best Week Ever, VH-1, UCB’s Respecto Montalban), Rob Huebel (VH-1, UCB’s Respecto Montalban)
plus other special guests!!!

Or come at 6:30 and have pre-show drinks with the MercyCAT performers,
then stay for the 8:00 show and enjoy premium seating. It’s the
perfect opportunity to rub elbows with funny people while helping a
great cause. $50

What: UCB & MercyCat Tsunami Fundraiser
When: Wed Jan 26, 2005, 8:00 & 10:00 pm
Where: UCB, 307 West 26th Street (between 8th & 9th Avenues)
Cost: $15
Purchase tickets: http://www.ucbtheatre.com

I was walking down the street yesterday, minding my own business, when I noticed a man unloading pink Vespas from a truck. I stopped so fast, that three people bumped into me (don’t try this at home). I was transfixed and didn’t mind that I had accidentally done a 360 on the sidewalk. PINK! Beauteous pink Vespas sitting there on the sidewalk, looking so cool, so pretty, so spring. For one brief second I forgot I was freezing.

It was exactly this color, but not this Vespa. The one in the picture is in a warm town, and I’m here in New York City – a non-tropical place.

I do have great news for you; tax-free week is once again upon us. From January 31- February 6, all clothing and footwear priced under $110 per item is tax-free. Now that’s something to smile about.

If you can’t wait until the 31st to buy shoes, wander on over to http://shoebuy.com, Brooks, Saucony, and Adidas running shoes are on sale.

I have something else that might put you in a good mood-T.S. I. Playtime Series present: HA! DONCHAGETIT!!! A play about stand up comedians. Included in the cast are Clyde Jackson, Carol Brooks, Zay, and more. The play is written and directed by Ray Payton.

What: Ha! DONCHAGETIT!!! – A comedy about comedians
When: January 22 & January 23, 5 PM
Where: T.S.I., 750 8th Avenue, (between 46th & 47th Streets), Suite 200, 2nd floor
Reservations: 212-719-0500
Cost $15.00

Valentine’s Day is getting closer. I noticed candy hearts, chocolate boxes wrapped in pink, lovers dice and other reminders of the holiday in the stores recently.

If you’re gearing up for VDay, or just want a nice present for yourself, take a look at these charming necklaces from Esposito Jewelry.

Either necklace would be a great birthday or Valentine’s Day present (hint, hint). The organza ribbon gives the necklaces a great romantic springtime feel. You’ll be able to wear them through al four seasons. The pendants are sterling silver with CZ accents.

When you do visit their website, http://www.esposito-jewelry.com, you’ll see jewelry that has a light, air feel about it. The company is family owned and was founded in 1910. Joseph Esposito is fourth generation jeweler and head of the firm, which is based in Rhode Island.

The jewelry offered on the website is sterling silver, 14K gold, sterling silver and gold, and cubic zirconium. There’s free shipping on almost every item and the jewelry is reasonably priced

The problem with the website is once you start browsing, you’ll find it hard to stop. They’ve got some great earrings for day and a few pairs that would look great at night with either your hair up, or you could wear your hair loose and let the sparkle wink through your locks.

Do you know anyone who’s not on a diet? No, I’m not making a joke, but it does seem that almost everyone I know is on Atkins, The Zone, South Beach or other diet. Me? I’m hypoglycemic, this means I can only look at chocolate and wave longingly at cakes.

It’s really hard to navigate through all the aisles, bins and boxes of diet food and find something that actually tastes good to eat.

Helen Brand and Eric Robespierre know our pain. Helen is a personal trainer and diet coach. She’s been helping clients become their best for over twenty years. Helen overcame childhood obesity and understands what it’s like to have that ravening hunger make you slightly crazed until you’ve eaten your third jar of something or other – my childhood weakness – pickles, just don’t ask okay?

Eric Robespierre has an extensive background in advertising. Among the accounts he’s worked on are Danskin, Bordens, Izod Lacoste and the Yankees. And like most of us, was a bit overweight.

The two met on a plane. One in-flight conversation led to two of them to create a guide for everyone who is going through diet pains.

Their book, The Yummy Hunter’s Guide: The best-Tasting, Low-Calorie Foods and Where to Shop For Them, tells you what tastes great, what to stay away from, and all are dietetic and healthy foods. Not only did they contribute, but also they got opinions from battle weary dieters who refused to just eat hay anymore. This is a guidebook for eating healthy and enjoying your food at the same time. If you’ve ever dieted, you know what I mean when I say that’s hard to do. You can purchase the book at their website www.yummyhunters.com or by calling 1-888-296-3913. To find out where their next personal appearance will be, please go to http://www.yummyhunters.com/events.php

Last night was “Project Runway” night, was it on in your house? You know I couldn’t stay away, even with a deadline looming up at me; I just had to plonk myself on the couch and find out if this was the week that Wendy finally got the boot. I’m still reeling in shock that they let her stay, despite the fact that her swimsuit didn’t have a bottom. I am not surprised that Alexandra had to leave, but am wondering why it took the judges so long to do it. Her designs were pretty basic; there wasn’t anything truly unique or wonderful about them. Her clothes didn’t sing or talk.

Speaking of singing, doesn’t this happen to you when you’re shopping – you wander through the aisles just looking, and then, and then, and then you see it. It could be anything: a shoe, a bag, a blouse or pants. But it speaks to you. You hear it whisper slowly and quietly how wonderful the two of you will be together. How every time you wear them, life will be incredible.

That’s what I heard when I saw Jill Taft’s line of accessories. Jisu is all about divine workmanship, clever little details, wonderful color, luxurious fabrics and dreams. Only someone who knows the ins and outs of fashion, and what women crave could design this bag and the entire Jisu line.

It’s cool, sophisticated and tells the world that you are an amazing fabulous woman. It whispers to you that life is a fun, flirty luxurious adventure, and shouldn’t it be that? The color is happy, the details are beautifully done, and you can actually put things inside it. It’s from her forthcoming spring/summer 2005 collection. Don’t look too long, if you do like it, hurry and get it. Ever since Jill turned from modeling high fashion to designing accessories, her collections have sold out almost immediately after being placed on display.

For years Jill was a model based in Paris, Milan and London. Jill worked with some of the world’s most creative geniuses, including Armani. Being based in Europe, Jill was able to observe firsthand the easy elegance and chic that European women seem to be born with; it’s as though they have that extra fashion gene. It’s like they instinctively know that midnight blue at night can be sexier than black. Or that you can wear very masculine cut clothing, but if the design is made with feminine luxurious fabrics, you automatically make everyone in the room pant (in a very good way).

Jisu’s collections are limited editions. Jill felt that it would keep the integrity of the line and preserve the uniqueness of each creation. The philosophy behind the line is that Jill “realizes the importance of seeing women as individuals rather than a group.”.

When you look at one of Jisu’s accessories, you understand that it’s just the way women are; strong, sleek, smart and beautiful.

Jisu’s designs are cutting edge, with exquisite detail work and old fashioned workmanship. The materials (leather, suede and python) are imported from Italy. Each design is made here in New York City.

Now I’m sure you know by now that the two hot trends for spring are metallics and coral. You’re probably starting to notice that women are carrying gold bags in different shapes and sizes during the day. Coral in every hue from pastel to bold will be worn everywhere and anywhere.

This Jisu design is almost an hommage to the ideal of a perfect circle. It’s clean, modern and sexy. It’s the bag that will carry you from day into night. While Jisu doesn’t ascribe to color or trend reports, or fashion forecasts, they are referenced. Think of the woman who always seems to know where the fashion wind will blow instinctively and you have Jill Taft. If you study her line, you’ll be able to see hints of trends to come.

Jisu’s bags mix up color combinations daringly. What you may think won’t work, does with these bags. It’s all about the proportion of color, shape and detail that balances everything.

These accessories move easily between whimsy and practicality; femininity and strength. They are made well enough to be treasured and passed down to a younger generation. They are new classics; and by that I mean that the designs are unique and clever enough to stand on their own. They’re unusual but not faddy, trendy yet clean.

When you do look at them and touch them, your mouth will water from the softness of the fabrics, your eyes will tear from their deliciousness and you’ll find yourself saying that you definitely need one or three.

You can find Jisu accessories at high end boutiques around the world. In New York City they can be found at Verve (353 Bleecker Street), Blue Bag (266 Elizabeth Street) and Sorelle Firenze (139½ Reade Street). Her line is coming to Wink soon, and Jisu will be a partner in Burrow, a designer Co-op that will open on Crosby Street in Early February. To view her designs, please go to her website, http://www.jisuaccessories.com

Federico Calce has clever hands and a wonderful eye. He’s a celebrity superstar hair stylist. Some of his clients include Sandra Bullock, Meg Ryan and Michelle Pfeiffer. He’s also coiffed top models for Fendi, Valentino and Armani. Before Federico opened his own salon 14 years ago, he was the Artistic Director for Bergdorf Goodman and is known for his insightful approach to hairstyling.

This Monday, the 24th, Federico won’t be charging his clients a cent for any service at his salon. Instead he is asking that they make a donation directly to UNICEF to aid the child victims of the Tsunami that rocked South East Asia. All the members of Federico; the manicurist, makeup artist, assistants, and all 13 stylists are donating their time and services to raise money for this very important cause. The salon will be open on January 24th at 10 AM. If you’d like to make an appointment and donate to UNICEF, please call the salon at 212-262-3027. To find out more about UNICEF, please go to their website, http://www.unicef.org

What: UNICEF Fundraiser @ Federico
When: Monday, January 24th, 10 AM – On
Where: Federico, 36 East 57th Street, 5th Floor (between Madison & Park)
Call: 212-262-3027

I just found out that February is Hot Chocolate month. Forgive the pun, but that’s sweet. Or as Paris would say, “That’s hot!” Maury Rubin owns City Bakery and is kicking off the Hot Chocolate Festival Sunday, January 30th, by closing down 18th street between 5th and 6th avenues, trucking in snow and making a temporary ice rink. Ice skating will be free and every day he’s going to create a new flavor of hot chocolate to celebrate the festival in tasty style.

What: Hot Chocolate Festival Kickoff @ City Bakery
When: Sunday, January 30th, 10 AM – 4 PM
Where: 3 West 18th Street
Information: 212-366-1414

Did you know that Kenneth Anger is a Mickey Mouse aficionado? Me neither. You’ll find out more about him during his appearance tonight at MOMA. He’s also a film maker and an author. Tonight he’s premiering his latest short, “Mouse Heaven” and will be showing his other recent works like “The Man We Want to Hang” (2002), Anger Sees Red” (2004) and “Elliott’s Suicide” (2004).

What: An Evening with Kenneth Anger
When: Tonight 8:15 PM
Where: MOMA, 11 West 53rd Street
Call: 212-708-9400
Cost: $20.00
Website: http://www.moma.org

The experimental opera, “La Belle Captive” by composer John King will be presented tonight at The Kitchen. The performance combines live actors and video footage. The theme of the opera is drawn from the works of Omar Khayyam, the poetry of Maria Innes Aidaburu and Alain Robbe-Gillet’s novel “La Belle Captive.” Underlying themes thrown in are the ideas of captivity, power, and mathematics. It’s going to be an unusual and possibly thought provoking evening.

What: La Belle Captive
When: Tonight through Saturday, January 22, 8 PM
Where: The Kitchen, 512 West 19th Street
Call: 212-255-5793
Website: http://www.thekitchen.org

If the cold is getting you down, you need to rev up your muscles and sweat a little. Wednesday nights the Star Club has swing dancing complete with a big band; Joe Battaglia and his 18-piece NY Big Band. Grab your partner and do the Lindy!

What: Swing Dancing @ The Star Club
When: Every Wednesday night, 8PM – 11:30 PM
Where: 246 Columbus Avenue, between 71st & 72nd Streets
Contact: 212-579-4040, http://www.nybigband.com

Two of George Bernard Shaw’s comedies; “How He Lied to her Husband, ” and “Overruled, ” will be presented as staged readings by Break A Leg Productions, Thursday at the Mid-Manhattan Library at 6:30 PM.

What: George Bernard Shaw’s “How He Lied to her Husband, ” & “Overruled, ” readings
When: Thursday, 1/20 6:30 PM
Where: Mid-Manhattan Library, 455 5th Avenue @ 40th Street
Contact: 212-340-0833
Cost: free

I love the city, always have and always will. Heck, I was born across the street from Gracie Mansion. Yet there are times when I just want to leave for a day, and see something exotic like, oh I don’t know, maybe a lawn?

And there are times when you’ve found something amazing like a Art Deco Vanity table at the 23rd Street Flea Market, and you’re wondering how to get it home quickly. Grab a Zipcar instead of a cab.

What’s a Zipcar?

Zipcars can be found here in New York City, Boston and Washington DC. You can rent a car by the hour instead of the day. Taking some friends out to lunch outside of Manhattan, going to the airport, or snagging a fabulous bureau? Use a zipcar. Rates start at $8,00 an hour and that includes insurance, gas, maintenance, and oh my gosh – designated parking. Need the car for a day? Rates start at $59.00

There’s a $25.00 application fee, a $100 refundable deposit, and they have monthly rental plans starting at $50.00. You can rent a BMW or Volvo to impress a client, a MINI Cooper to scope out the boys, or you can change into any of the other 20 models just like you switch shoes.

To learn more about Zipcars, apply for membership or just look at the pretty cars, go to their website, http://www.zipcar.com

One of the pleasures of winter is snuggling in bed. You have the best excuse, “it’s cold out there” and snuggling is even better when the sheets make you wiggle in delight.

Smart Bargains is having a sheet sale that is just going to make getting out of bed even harder. A Frette Demetra Foglie Arredo Duvet Set that goes for $1500.00, and was selling on Smart Bargains for $899.99, is now on sale for $699.98

340 thread count goose down comforters orig, $149.99 now $99.00, 300 thread count cotton sheet sets were $149.99 now $28.88. And there are other goodies like Prada shoes starting at $269.99, and DVD players are starting at $39.99. http://www.smartbargains.com

Grip N Grin is hosting a “Networking for Tsunami Relief” happy hour at Metro Loft, from 6:30 PM – 9 PM. Dress is smart casual, and the $10 donation to Direct Relief International includes one free drink ticket. For more information about Direct Relief International, visit their website http://www.directrelief.org

What: Grip N Grin presents Networking for Tsunami Relief
When: Tonight, 6:30 PM – 9 PM
Where: Metro Loft, 305 E. 53rd Street @ Second Avenue
RSVP: Julia@gripngrin.com

W Magazine named Dr. Norman Leaf as one of the best plastic surgeons around. Normally he spends his time in Beverly Hills, but he’ll be at Bergdorf Goodman this Friday – all afternoon. Why? Because he is offering free plastic surgery consultations (normally $250) and you can enjoy a free facial with Dr. Leaf’s line of skin care, Leaf & Rusher. Visit the beauty level of Bergdorf Goodman and learn about the skincare line, try the products and chat with the good doctor about possible surgery. RSVP as soon as you can, space is limited.

What: Complimentary facial and plastic surgery consultation with Dr. Norman Leaf
When: Friday, January 21, 12PM – 6 PM
Where: Bergdorf Goodman, 754 5th Avenue, Beauty Level
RSVP: 212-872-2664

Free music happens almost every night of the week at the Luna Lounge. The long-time staple of the Lower East Side brings you bands and artists that are on the verge and you pay nada! They’ve also got a comfy lounge up front where you can sit, fashion watch and check out boys playing pool. Here’s this week’s line up: Wednesday January 19th 8:30pm The Lost Tricks 9:30pm Bad Teenage Moustache, Thursday January 20th 8:30pm Katy Mae (For fans of The Jayhawks, R.E.M., My Morning Jacket, and the Who.

http://www.katymaemusic.com) 9:30pm Karwreck (For fans of Pavement, Stereolab, and Radiohead. http://www.karwreck.com) 10:30pm Kilsy, Friday January 21st 8:30pm Benny Girl 9:30pm The Great Shakes (For fans of MC5, The Stooges, and Johnny Thunders. http://www.nogreatshakes.com 10:30pm The Picture (For fans of The Jesus and Mary Chain, The Stone Roses, and My Bloody Valentine. http://thepictureonline.com), Saturday January 22nd 8:30pm Chancer, 9:30pm Boobytrap 10:30pm Red Red Black, Sunday January 23rd 7:30pm Mancino 8:30pm Die Romantik

What: Live Music- Various
Where: Luna Lounge, 171 Ludlow Street
Contact: 212-260-2323

Saturday night I went to the Tribeca Grand to see the Kaiser Chiefs. They’re a hot new band from Leeds, England. The music is bight and shiny Britpop. Listen very closely, and you’ll swear you’ll hear a smidgen of Madness, Thin Lizzy, some wonky but fun 60′s garage, and a dram of the early Who’s bass lines. Fun, funky, quirky, hot, these are some of the many adjectives I could use to describe them. Listen to their single, “I Predict A Riot” and it will all become clear.

They’ve toured with Franz Ferdinand, and are touring the states right now, spiking everyone’s interest with their mini-shows. Did I mention that they were very easy on the eye? If you want to listen, look, or read more about them, go to their website http://www.kaiserchiefs.co.uk/ They’ll be back in New York, February 12th, playing North Six in Williamsburg. They’re definitely worth the trek to Billyburg.

I’m glad I went to the Tribeca Grand, because I forgot how slammed they get on the weekends. It was a serious convention of eye candy for both genders. If you want to go out some place glam, but not crazy, do check out the Tribeca Grand. At night, the lobby becomes a huge lounge; dancing happens in that weird room (I never remember the name) in the back behind the bar. Good music back there, but you’ll feel like you’re in someone’s rec room from the 70′s – a bit too much Lucite for my taste. Decent sized drinks and a great excuse to flirt.

And now…another great excuse for going out, flirting, and having a good time. Only this time around, your pooch can be flirty too. Tonight the Woof Spa is hosting a Leashes and Lovers’ event, “Whine and Art.” It’s their January cocktail party, honoring Tillamook Cheddar, canine artist. Tillamook is a Brooklyn based Jack Russell Terrier whose work has been shown in Europe and throughout the U.S. To view Tillamook’s abstract art, please go to her website, http://www.tillamookcheddar.com/ Tonight’s event boasts an open bar and hors d’oeuvres for both you and your pooch.

What: Leashes and Lovers present Whine & Art

When: Tuesday, January 18th, 7PM – 9PM
Where: Woof Spa, 678 Hudson Street (between 13 &14th Streets)
RSVP:
Cost: $25 prepaid, $30 door, a portion of proceeds will benefit Animal Care and Control of New York

If you’re between 18-35 and want to see a Roundabout Theatre Company production, join Hip Tix. The organization gives discounts to theatergoers; you see only the shows you want to see. You’ll even have opportunities to have drinks with the cast. There’s no membership fee, no catch. Just go to their website, http://www.hiptix.com and sign up.

You’ve seen the shop and its hottie of an owner on “Project Runway” now you don’t have any more excuses to visit 30Vandam because they’re having a stupendous winter clearance sale. Yummy young designer items are 70& off, what are you waiting for? Go and shop!

What: 30Vandam Winter Clearance Sale
When: now through 1/27, hours Mon-Sat 12 PM- 7 PM., Sun 12PM – 6 PM
Where: 30 Vandam Street, between Varick & Avenue of the Americas, one block north of Spring Street
Contact: 212-929-5224

Shelly & Renee outerwear sale couldn’t happen at a better time. Rex rabbit scarves $35, originally $110, Camel hair coats $295 from $895. Furs from Trilogy and Fleurette coats are now up to 70% off original prices.

What: Outerwear sale
When: Now through 1/19
Where: 158 W. 29th Street @ 7th Avenue, 12th Floor, 10 AM – 7 PM
Contact: 732-539-8750

Familiarity breeds contempt and when you’re stuck in your apartment all winter long, that sofa starts to look really bad. It’s easy to replace it now that North Carolina Furniture is having their annual winter tag sale. All floor items are 75% off retail and there are special prices on custom orders too. Furniture styles range from contemporary to traditional.

What: North Carolina Furniture Winter Tag Sale
When: now – 1/30
Where: 12 W. 21st Street (off 5th Ave), 5th Floor
Contact: 212-645-2524

The Bacchus Wine Shop at 2056 Broadway (between 70 & 71nd Streets) is having a unique wine tasting event Wednesday. They’re pitting wines from France, Italy and Spain against wines from California, New Zealand and Australia. The cost of the tasting includes a Riedel Crystal Vinum Extreme Bordeaux wine stem for your own collection.

What: War of the Wines Wine Tasting @ Bacchus Wine Shop
When: 1/19, 9PM – 10:30 PM
Where: Bacchus Wine Shop at 2056 Broadway (between 70 & 71nd Streets)
RSVP: 212-875-1200 or online at http://www.bacchusnyc.com
Cost: $40 per person