May 2005
By
Stef
Schwalb
In honor of this month’s bridal issue, we present predictions based on movies about (what else?) going to the chapel. So sit back, relax and enjoy the show!
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In The Bachelor, Chris O’Donnell’s character needs to get hitched quickly if he wants to inherit the family fortune, and what should be a simple task soon becomes an outrageous comic take on getting to the altar on time. No worries for you, Aries, because this month you’re in the money. So let me make a worthwhile suggestion on how to spend it (call it an insider tip for your tresses): lavish your locks with JF Lazartigue’s Bancoulier Oil Rich Shampoo (www.neimanmarcus.com). It’s the “haute couture of hair care” which when used once a week, is a strand saver that restores and revitalizes even the most damaged manes because it contains a wealth of vitamins, essentials acids and nutrients. |
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An unlikely partner in love is headed your way this May, Taurus. Get ready to have your breath taken away by someone who may seem your social opposite. But then again that probably explains the attraction, and believe it or not - that may be just what you need! Remember My Big, Fat, Greek Wedding? Things turned out pretty good for Toula and Ian, right? You can have a happy ending as well fragrance-wise with Viktor & Rolf’s Flowerbomb EDP Spray 3.4 oz, sold exclusively at Saks Fifth Avenue (www.saks.com). This floral explosion is a full-bodied and opulent experience that will awaken your senses with top notes like tea and bergamot and a blazing base note of patchouli. |
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It’s always good to have a plan in place. Although if you are like JLo in The Wedding Planner and you fall in love with the groom, some serious conflicts of interest could arise. Don’t let that worry you, Gemini. Your plan of attack in getting ahead in business will prove a positive experience soon enough. In the meantime, before you shake on any deals, you might want to give yourself a helping hand. Here’s where Bliss’s Super-Hydrating Hand Aid System (www.sephora.com) will, ya know, come in handy. This essential set includes a 2.5 oz High Intensity Hand Cream and a 0.5 oz Nail & Cuticle Supergroom, two products recommended for in between manicures and for maintenance. |
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Don’t worry be happy, Cancer. Good times are on their way this month. Because unlike Adam Sandler in The Wedding Singer you won’t be left at the altar; however, you may have plenty of parties to attend to. Taking center stage and mastering the mic is of course your choice alone. Whether you opt to enter the spotlight or not, it’s always good to make sure your smile has a star-quality to it for every occasion and GoSmile (www.gosmile.com) has got what you need. This daily tooth-whitening maintenance system whitens teeth, freshens breath and offers a complete oral hygiene solution all in one. A month supply of 30 ampoules comes in a Lucite jar that can go anywhere. |
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In Father of the Bride, Steve Martin feels burned by his daughter’s desire to have her world revolve around her future husband and no one else. Unfortunately, Leo, you may have some family relations of your own to contend with this May, but don’t let that irritation get the best of you. With Aramis Lab Series for Men Razor Burn Relief Plus (www.nordstrom.com), skin can be comforted quickly and return to its peaceful, pre-shaven state. And ladies listen up - because this product works well for women too, on underarms and legs. The lightweight lotion comes in 3.4 oz and is sure to ease almost any pain you’ve put yourself through. (Family feuds initiated not included.) |
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When Peggy Sue Got Married, Kathleen Turner traveled back in time to try and undo her future failures. But you don’t need to leave this era to make any changes for the better, Virgo. Everything you need is in the here and now – all you have to do is believe in your abilities. One thing you may need assistance in though, if you’re looking for lashes of true Hollywood heyday heroines is Sephora’s Professional Mini Heated Lash Curler (www.sephora.com). This is a must-have for any gal whose straight lashes won’t fall out of line, and it’s so easy to use. You turn it on, wait 15 seconds, place the comb directly onto your lashline, gently lift, comb for desired shape, hold for a few seconds and release. |
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Muriel’s Wedding takes place Down Under. A loveable loser marries a gorgeous athlete so that he can get a green card. She becomes the belle of the ball at last…oor so it seems. On her quest to be the best, she hurts a lot of people in the process. My point lovely Libra? Avoid an experience like this at all costs. Be sensible in your choices and sensitive to other people’s feelings. One caveat: a trip to Australia is so worth your while, and if you do decide to travel, check Clive Christian’s Perfume Set for Women (www.saks.com) in with your luggage. This traveling spray set introduces three classic scents: No 1, 1872 and the X perfume Creation and is the ultimate in portable luxury. |
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A new beginning is what Ashton Kutcher and Brittany Murphy were looking forward to in Just Married. But their honeymoon quickly becomes a nightmare and a true test of how far they are willing to go to make their commitment last. Have no fear here, Scorpio. You are long due for some serious vacation time, and it will be nothing but blissful when you board the plane. You can also find inspiration right here at home – for your skin anyway! – with La Mer’s Miraculous Beginnings (www.saks.com). Soft, radiant and youthful-looking skin is yours with a collection that includes just some of the following products: Cleansing Lotion, Tonic, Lifting Face Serum, Eye Balm, and Crème de la Mer. |
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There were no veiled threats that Michelle Pfeiffer received in Married to the Mob – it was pretty blatant that some people wanted her dead or offered her things expecting too much in return. Watch out for extreme generosity yourself this month, Sagittarius. Make sure you know motives are sincere when people suggest doing something special for you. Not too inspiring? Then let me introduce you to something you can surely rely on – Vera Wang’s Sheer Veil Eaau de Parfum (www.neimanmarcus.com). This celebratory scent is a champagne toast of luminous romantic florals that are bound to bring back a real love for fragrance that you’ll want to indulge in again and again – but with no strings attached. |
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In Runaway Bride, Julia Roberts has some difficulty with commitment – that’s until RRichard Gere enters the scene and ropes her in with romance. It may be all that running around that helped her stay in such great shape, which is a good lesson for Capricorn this May. It’s not too late to get with that fitness program you keep promising yourself. This is the best time to see results, summer’s here remember? And speaking of which, you might want to look into getting some makeup that can keep up with you and the elements. DiorShow Waterproof Mascara (www.nordstrom.com) provides a wear that goes the distance in length, thickness and curve-ability, while keeping all water at bay. |
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Cameron Diaz unknowingly faces off with Julia Roberts for the affections of Dermott Mulroney in My Best Friend’s Wedding. You can learn a lot from your friends is one of the themes that occurs in this film, and that’s something Aquarius should take note of in May. Your closest pals may provide the answers you seek to rectify life’s little letdowns. Take for example, your old friends at Chanel and their Le Crayon Gloss Sheer Lip Colouring Pencil (www.gloss.com). This unique lip pencil provides a luminous transparency coupled with softness and glide, which means you can wear it with gloss or by itself as an allover color. It also offers a great wear-ability and an exquisite finish. |
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In Monsoon Wedding, several emotional storms arise for the characters involved in an arranged marriage taking place in India. It might be a good idea for Pisces to “brace for impact†as well. Several surprises might rock your world this month, so be prepared for anything. When my world goes a bit loopy, I like to try and have at least one thing under control. You can look to do that eyes-wise with Bobbi Brown’s Brow Kit (www.bobbibrown.com). Everything you need to groom brows is there - including a Mini Eyebrow Brush, the Clear and Natural Brow Shaper, and a Tweezer developed by Rubis of Switzerland. All of the elements also come housed in a fabulous faux leather case. |