Manhattan Chic in Da Bronx

ABC (Carpet) makes decorating as easy as 1-2-3. We all know that! What you may not know, is that now they make it tres affordable, too. If you can haul your keister (and a pickup truck) up to da Bronx, you can indulge in huge savings on amazing furinture, gorgeous little ‘things’ and carpets to die for. Yep, its the ABC Carpet Clearance Center clearance sale. Say that real fast…or stop dilly dallying and hustle your fun buns uptown

Details are on this super-exclusive invite I got personally…ummm, just for subscribing to their mailing list! Oh, and…anyone touches that Lucite Buddha head before I get there…me kicka you ass!