Alright, dolls, we’re New Yorkers. And if you’re a true New Yorker, you ambulate like it ain’t nobody’s business. Okay, sure, you can floss those skinny jeans by goin up and down the subway stairs or striding across interminable avenues, but let’s face it: there’s no avoiding the heavy grit and grime that settles onto your body and surrounds you 24-7.

Have you ever thought about what the daily exposure to environmental aggressors and pollutants do to your poor carcass? I’m sure you have—at least a little—especially since you’ll be showin off more of what your mama gave you now that it’ll be getting hot in herrr come spring and summer time.

That’s why Le Cachet Holistic Body & Skin Care Day Spa and Salon is a must. One of its signature services, the RejuvThermal Cocoon, is a full body detox treatment that not only helps your outer skin look its best by cleansing out the toxins but also relieves pressure from your kidneys, liver, and colon. Now how bout them apples?!

During your one hour treatment, you’ll experience four phases:

Phase 1: Steam. The steam opens up the pores and releases the toxins from your body.

Phase 2: Oxygenation. Pure oxygen will fill up the cocoon, regenerate skin cells, heal skin tissues, and kill parasites living on the skin. (And you thought that slatherin a little Nivea with Q-10 on your body would do the trick. No, suh).

Phase 3: Seaweed. Nutrient-rich seaweed releases from inside the cocoon to seep into your entire body to cleanse pores and renew cells.

Phase 4: Rinse. The treatment ends with a cool aqua massage to wash your skin and stimulate blood circulation.

How much it costs: The regular price for this treatment is $260, but ask if they’re still offering the special rate of $110 that was advertised on recent flyers.

My experience: When I popped out of the cocoon, I felt lighter than a butterfly. I felt like a re-energized goddess, and my mo-jo was back! Merci beaucoups!

In all seriousness (the seriousness will last for approximately two seconds), the Rejuv Thermal Cocoon is one of several unique services that Le Cachet provides its clients. It’s not your ordinary spa; it’s a holistic and organic experience through and through.

The services offered at Le Cachet are extensive and progressive. For acne-prone skin, they’ve got an advanced blue light treatment that’ll effectively zap those suckers dry. If you’ve got thinning hair, the spa also boasts a newly medically-proven hair-growth device that has no side effects. The device is so new that the manager claims no one else in the city has it.

I could go on and on, but it’s past my bedtime. Just book an appointment and check it out for yourself.

Le Cachet is located on 39 East 30th St. between Park and Madison Ave. By appointment only, so call (212) 448-9823. Not so visually impressive but check out their services online: www.LeCachetSpa.com.