ARIES loves discovering a new way to deal with a detested old problem: unsightly pit stains. She'll adore Deo-Go, an armpit stain remover that brings new life to clothes once thought destined for the toss pile. She'll love how white clothes lose their yellow armpit highlights, and how deodorant and antiperspirant marks seem to disappear into the ether. Almond scented. Learn more at

Ram I Am: Keira Knightly, March 26; Amy Sedaris, March 29; Norah Jones, March 30; Cynthia Nixon, April 9; Kristen Stewart, April 9; Alessandra Ambrosio, April 11; Victoria Becham, April 17; Jennifer Garner, April 17; Kate Hudson, April 19

TAURUS will appreciate the speed and simplicity of new Sephora Supreme Cleansing Foam all-in-one cleanser. The opthalmologically-tested, paraben-free formula is ready when you are, moving briskly and efficiently to thoroughly simplify your skincare routine. Cleanses and removes make-up from face and eyes (yes, even waterproof make-up) in just a few quick pumps-and-swirls. Multitasking formula features HydroSenn+, which aids in moisture retention by forming a protective barrier on skin's surface. Available at Sephora, and online at, or call 1.877.SEPHORA.

That's Utter Bull: Renee Zellweger, April 25; Jessica Alba, April 28; Penelope Cruz, April 28; Uma Thurman, April 29; Christina Hendricks, May 3; Linda Evangelista, May 10; Malin Ackerman, May 12; Cate Blanchett, May 14

GEMINI is not the only one with great duality, but she'll most definitely dig into Sephora Smart Dual Action Exfoliator with great enthusiasm. Two sides and textures make this paraben-free formula ideal for combination skin: the white side is a gentle gel scrub for the face, while the green deep cleansing cream is designed for the T-zone, and helps eliminate dead skin cells, impurities, and excess sebum. Available at Sephora, and online at, or call 1.877.SEPHORA.

Double Vision: Anne Heche, May 25; Carey Mulligan, May 28; Pam Grier, May 26; Natalie Portman, June 9; Adriana Lima, June 12; Venus Williams, June 17; Paula Abdul, June 19; Zoe Saldana, June 19; Nicole Kidman, June 20

If the thought of tackling her spring cleaning stresses her out too much, CANCER can keep it positive with Be Happy Juice an elixir (okay, it's a supplement) that claims to help reduce tension and promote an overall feeling of well-being. Loaded with amino acids and antioxidants, like chocomine and L-theanine, a one-dose, two-ounce serving of chocolate-cherry flavored Be Happy may help to create a sense of calmness and rejuvenation, without causing drowsiness. Worth investigating before that next big meeting, interview, presentation, rehearsal, or binge-Spring-cleanup (yes, dear Crab - it IS okay to part with those birthday cards you've collected for the past twenty years). For more information, please visit

What a Crab: Meryl Streep, June 22; Frances McDormand, June 23; Liv Tyler, July 1; Olivia Munn, July 3; Eva Green, July 5; Sofia Vergara, July 10; Jane Lynch, July 14; Phoebe Cates, July 16; M.I.A., July 17; Kristen Bell, July 18; Gisele Bundchen, July 20

If a proud lioness must occasionally roll up her sleeves, at least she'll do it in smart fashion with On The Cuff. No, this isn't the latest eccentric bracelet trend from the runways - but it is a perfect way to stop annoying water from dripping down your arm while brushing teeth, washing dishes, face, pets, shower and tub, etc. Simple, yet clever patent-pending design. Available online at

I Am Lion; Hear Me Roar: Elisabeth Moss, July 24; Anna Paquin, July 24; Sandra Bullock, July 26; Hillary Swank, July 30; J.K. Rowling, July 31; Brooklyn Decker, August 3; Charlize Theron, August 7, Madonna, August 16, Kristen Wiig, August 22

Never one to overlook a corner, crevice, nook or cranny, VIRGO keeps the contents of her life spotless; this includes all her personal digital devices and handheld electronics. The Dust-Off Ultimate Screen Care Kit helps her keep it all clean and pristine; it includes a protective, EVA zippered case, an LCD/Plasma Screen Spray, (ideal for safe removal of dust, dirt and smudges from all electronic screens) and three advanced microfiber cleaning cloths, including the Dust-Off Screen Shammy, Plasma Screen Cloth and Media Cloth (all washable). Available online at

Like A Virgin: Cameron Diaz, August 30; Salma Hayek, September 2; Beyonce Knowles, September 4; Chrissie Hynde, September 7; Evan Rachel Wood, September 7; Jennifer Hudson, September 12

If the point of sleep is to refresh, recharge, and re-balance, no wonder poised LIBRA sees no point in awakening to a tired, droopy, or extra-lined face. Enter the Mumbani Fresh Face, which cradles your head in soft, cushy comfort, in efforts to help prevent the dreaded "morning-face" syndrome. In independent studies, many report feeling - and looking - well-rested with the help of Mumbani. To learn more, visit

A Fine Balance: Catherine Zeta-Jones, September 25; Serena Williams, September 26; Susan Sarandon, October 4; Kate Winslet, October 5; Rachel McAdams, October 7; Sigourney Weaver, October 8

Leave it to secretive SCORPIO to be the one wearing the invisible gloves. She's finally discovered a fantastic way to heal and protect dry, winter-thwarted hands: Gloves In a Bottle. Applied after your regular lotion is absorbed, Gloves In a Bottle forms an invisible barrier on hands, protecting skin from drying irritants for up to four hours (it comes off naturally with exfoliated skin cells). Left to their own devices (i.e., healing processes), the sealed-in moisture helps skin heal itself. Greaseless, fragrance-free, non-toxic, and hypoallergenic..Visit for more information.

Sting Thing: Julia Roberts, October 28; Winona Ryder, October 29; Tilda Swinton, November 5; Emma Stone, November 6; Ellen Pompeo, November 10; Demi Moore, November 11; Martha Plimpton, November 16

SAGITTARIUS is quick on her feet, a forever mobile explorer of her world. When she needs to wipe the slate clean and perform a quick-change nail color operation, she relies on the power of the stripper - Deborah Lippmann The Stripper to Go, that is. This very portable, handy little fingertip mitt holds enough of Lippmann's award-winning lavender nail lacquer remover to effortlessly wipe clean all ten nails in mere seconds - yes, even those vamped out, witchy, dark-as-night-tones. Available at Barneys New York and

Nice Aim: Scarlett Johansson, November 22; Kathryn Bigelow, November 27; Bette Midler, December 1; Sarah Silverman, December 1; Julianne Moore, December 3; Tyra Banks, December 4; Marisa Tomei, December 4; Taylor Swift; December 13

A hard-working cleanser for highly industrious CAPRICORN, Kiss My Face Peace Soap is a safe, gentle castile formula that offers at least 101 uses - from body, to home, to the great outdoors. Peace Soap is made with simple, natural ingredients like olive, coconut, and jojoba oils, and comes in scents like spring-fresh Grassy Mint, as well as Lemongrass Clary Sage, Lavender Mandarin, and Pomegranate Acai. Biodegradable, environmentally-friendly, and free of parabens, phthalates, and animal ingredients (and of course, not tested on animals). Packaged in 50% recycled plastic, and dressed well with labels that feature "Peace" in languages from around the world. Available at Whole Foods Market and

Get Your Goat: Stephanie Meyer, December 24; Helena Christensen, December 25; Patricia Clarkson, December 29; Tracy Ullman, December 30; Meredith Vieira, December 30; Elin Nordegren, January 1; January Jones, January 5; Kate Middelton, January 9

If free-spirited AQUARIUS runs off and hugs one too many trees, she may want to wash up before lunch. Herban Essentials Towelettes - "The original essential oil towelette", makes the experience a pleasure by providing uplifting aromatherapy benefits while cleansing and killing germs. The towelettes are naturally antibacterial and antiseptic, and are available in delightful aromas including Lemon, Orange, Eucalyptus, Lavender, and Peppermint. Individually wrapped for easy toting; keep some in your purse, wallet, briefcase, car, and some more in your gym bag and backpack. To learn more about the various properties of the essential oils used or to order, visit or call (888)320.699.

Water World: Ellen DeGeneres, January 26; Oprah Winfrey, January 29, Kerry Washington, 1/31, Tatyana Ali , February 9; Elizabeth Banks, February 10; Jennifer Aniston, February 11; Kelly Rowland, February 11; Patricia Field, February 12, Miranda July, February 15

PISCES considerately keeps it clean, and does it with a conscience. She loves the new line of earth-conscious cleaners from Whole Foods Market. The line is phosphate, chlorine, and phthalate-free, and is scented only with essential oils; the always-listed ingredients proves these are friendly formulations. The Whole Foods Market Mandarin Ginger Liquid Dish Soap and Whole Foods Market All Purpose Citrus-Scented Spray Cleaner leave both spirit and kitchen bright; Whole Foods Market Glass Cleaner lends a sparkling clarity to things; and 365 Everyday Value Fabric Softener Sheets are 100% Recyclable and available in all-natural lavender or citrus fragrances. Available at Whole Foods Markets; shop online at

Gone Fishin': Ellen Page, February 21; Drew Barrymore, February 22; Chelsea Handler, February 25; Tea Leoni, February 25; Rashida Jones, February 25; Chelsea Clinton, February 27; Wanda Syke, March 7; Eva Longoria, March 15
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