Three days left before Valentine’s Day!


You have three days left before Valentine’s Day! Have you gotten your gift yet? Here’s a gift that I’d like to bestow to many men in Manhattan; the name of a good tailor. Why am I saying this? Today I noticed an overabundance of men who were suffering from V.B.P. (very bad pants), T.W.S. (too wide shoulders) or both. Someone needs to grab these men, bonk them over the head with a soft implement repeatedly until they learn that pants need hems. You are supposed to have a “break” at the end of a pant leg, not a puddle. And what is with the over wide shoulders on blazers? The worst public example of this is Bernard Kerik’s blazers. The shoulders on his jackets are wider than the rest of him. The shoulder seam of a blazer or jacket if you will, should match to your natural shoulder. If it doesn’t, the jacket is too big.

If you’re guilty of these fashion faux pas, and wonder why you can’t get a date, no woman in her right mind wants to go out with someone who looks like he’s wearing Herman Munster’s cast-offs. I don’t care if I sound superficial; if a guy can’t be bothered to hem his pants, I can’t help but wonder what else he can’t be bothered to do for himself or another person.

And I’m seeing this during one of the holiest times if the year, Fashion Week! It’s enough to make a fashionista weep.

Speaking of fashion, not only was fall fashion unveiled under the tents, so was a commode. Not just any commode, Kohler’s Purist Hatbox Seat.

It really is ground-breaking in design. The Purist utilizes a very quiet .2 horsepower electric pump that’s enclosed within the toilet bowl. Powerful flushing is provided by 1.6 gallons of water. While the Purist Hat Box looks stream-lined, it was designed using ergonomics and complies with the height requirements of the Americans with Disabilities Act. The Purist Hat Box has Kohler’s own “Comfort Height” comfortable chair height seating that works with a variety of ages and statures. And the seat was designed with “Quiet Close.” The “QC” prevents seat slams, and as the brochure says, “eliminates unnecessary contact with the underside of the seat.” Women instinctually understand that one. I mean, who hasn’t fallen in at one time or another?

If you’re renovating your abode, or building from the ground up, do take a look at this sleek, sexy commode. It comes in white, biscuit, ice grey, almond, sand bar, and thunder grey. To find out more about the seat, please go to or call Kohler at 1-800-4-KOHLER.

Petrossian Boutique and Café has a unique Valentine’s day gift. One that will sparkle, shine and make you very memorable. They have produced a limited edition 500 Swarovski crystal encrusted and gold caviar tin.

Petrossian is world renowned for their taste. Their cafes are among the yummiest. Their selection of caviar and other delicacies are a gourmand’s dream come true. If you buy Petrossian, you know you’ll have the best.

They’ve taken their charming logo, and highlighted a sun yellow sky, blue waters, and the amber sails of their ship with matching Swarovski crystals. You can buy the tin by itself for $220, or add some Petrossian caviar to create a once in a lifetime present.

The limited edition caviar tin is available at both Petrossian Boutique and Cafes; 182 W 58th St, or 911 7th Avenue. Call 212-245-2217 for availability.

Makor is offering two very fun events this weekend. Saturday night they’re hosting a “Mix and Match Singles Night.” Make a 15-track music CD or a paper playlist that represents your personality and life. Then listen (or read) someone else’s to see if you match. There’s complementary beer from 8-9 PM, then a screening of John Cusak’s “High Fidelity” movie.

What: Mix & Match Singles Night & movie
When: Saturday, February 12, 8 PM
Where: Makor, 35 West 67th Street (b/w CPW & Columbus)
Cost: $10 w/ mix CD, $15 with paper playlist
Phone: 212-601-1000
Website: (Makor is a program of the 92nd St. Y)

Sunday playwrights Ronnie Cohen and Jane Beale are presenting a staged reading of their un-named play. Here’s the synopsis; Dr. Jennifer Darling plans an over-the-top wedding and honeymoon extravaganza. Then The New York Times reveals that the bride is a fraud – her education and professional credentials are total lies! It’s based on a true story.

What: Staged Reading
When: Sunday, February 13th, 7:30 PM
Where: Makor, 35 West 67th Street (b/w CPW & Columbus)
Cost: $10
Phone: 212-601-1000
Website: (Makor is a program of the 92nd St. Y)

Sunday afternoon, you can “fais do-do” at Satalla’s Zydeco Valentine’s Dance. C.J. Chenier & the Red Hot Louisiana Band will be performing. They’ve been crowned the heirs to Zydeco throne by Billboard magazine. Don’t know how to zydeco? Lessons are at 1:30 PM.
What: Zydeco Valentine’s Dance @ Satalla
When: Sunday, February 13th, doors open -1PM, dance lesson-1:30 PM, music from 2 – 5:30 PM
Where: Satalla, 37 West 26th Street, between Broadway and 6th Avenue
Cost: $22
Contact: 212-576-1155

Sunday, Metropolitan Opera star Rebecca Copley will perform arias, art songs, and standards from her wide repertoire accompanied by pianist John De Maio at the Dahesh Museum. Guests have a choice of a Pre-Concert Brunch, or a Post-Concert Afternoon Tea.

What: Rebecca Copley in concert @ The Dahesh Museum
When: Sunday, February 13, 12 Noon brunch, 2:30 performance
Where: Dahesh Museum, 580 Madison Avenue, between 56th and 57th Streets
Cost: meal and concert $55 per person, concert only $25.00
Call: 212-759-0606 x244 for reservations.

Chef and cookbook author, Jennifer Felicia Abadi will explore how the Syrian-Jewish population evolved into a tight-knit community. Following her talk, she will demonstrate how to prepare one of the desserts from her book. Syrian pastries with Arabic coffee & mint tea will be served.

What: Cookbook Author Jennifer Felicia Abadi personal appearance & cooking demonstration
When: Sunday, February 13, 2:30 PM
Where: Museum of Jewish Heritage – A Living Memorial to the Holocaust, 36 Battery Place
Cost: $15.00, you can order online @
Call: 646-437-4202

Sales!’s store has designer merchandise marked down to $200 or less.
When: Through 3/20 (Mon.-Sat. noon-7PM; Sun. noon-PM).
Where: 102 Wooster St., near Spring St., 917-687-9673.

Nancy & Co. is taking 30 to 75 percent off clothes and accessories from Kooba, Shin Choi, Paul & Joe, and others.
When: Through 2/28 (Mon.-Sat. 10AM-7PM; Sun. noon-6PM).
Where: 1242 Madison Ave., @ 89th St., 212-427-0770.

Armani Casa furniture is up to half off.
When: 1/19-2/13 (Tues.-Sat. 11AM-7PM; Sun. noon-6PM).
Where: 97 Greene St., near Prince St., 212-334-1271.

Rothman’s is slashing prices on Ted Baker, Hugo Boss, Canali, and more by 30 to 70 percent.
When: 1/28-2/13 (Mon.-Sat. 10AM-7PM; Sun. noon-5:30PM).
Where: 200 Park Ave. South @ 17th St., 212-777-7400.

Flight 001 has 25 to 70 percent off travel accessories.
When: 1/21-2/12 (Mon.-Sat. 11AM-8:30PM; Sun. noon-6PM).
Where: 96 Greenwich Ave. @ 12th St., 212-691-1001.

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