New Year’s Resolutions for the Metro Mama

  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  

I’m convinced that every Metro Mama’s list of New Year’s Resolutions looks more or less the same:

1. Stop ‘taste-testing’ my kid’s mac ‘n cheese and lose those last 5 pounds already.

2. Turn off the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and go to sleep early.

3. Put myself in a time out if I bribe my child more than once a month…I mean week..I mean day….I mean hour…

4. Treat myself to a massage, a hair blow-out and a mani/pedi at least once a week.

5. Have sex with my hubby at least once a day…I mean week…I mean month…I mean year…

So much for New Year’s resolutions…

Leave a Reply

avatar
  Subscribe  
Notify of

Deal of the Day!

Subscribe

By becoming a member, you'll receive special, members-only offers and discounts. You'll also receive our newsletter, filled with colorful insider info, delivered straight to your inbox.